The Empire of Kjelllandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sir Reuvekamp with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.007 billion Kjelllandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reuvekamp City. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kjelllandian economy, worth 328 trillion legoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,094 legoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kjelllandia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Force.

Kjelllandia is ranked 44,019^th in the world and 2,194^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 690.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.