The Neofascist Superiority State of Jasperian is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Great Superion Jasper Fullero with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.36 billion Jasperians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jasper City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jasperian economy, worth 390 trillion Fulloes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 165,668 Fulloes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 627,350 per year while the poor average 30,404, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, and people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jasperian's national animal is the Davidelos, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Jasperian is ranked 147,290^th in the world and 5,919^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,254.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.