The Red Queendom of Jasminlandia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Raluca with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.967 billion Jasminlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regineville. The average income tax rate is 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jasminlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,589 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,428 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, and city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones. Crime is totally unknown. Jasminlandia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loveism.

Jasminlandia is ranked 173,166^th in the world and 1^st in Jasmin for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.