Population | 2.073 billion |
Capital | Darmschtadt |
Leader | Federal President Caroll Eigen |
Faith | Protestantism |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Double-headed eagle |
The Federal Republic of Calahy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Federal President Caroll Eigen with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.073 billion Calahians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darmschtadt. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Calahyian economy, worth 349 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 168,359 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, all you have to do is pray to get into Calahy, Federal President Caroll Eigen accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calahy's national animal is the Double-headed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.
Calahy is ranked 168,035th in the world and 3,745th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 715.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Calahy endorsed The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
- : Calahy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, Federal President Caroll Eigen accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, all you have to do is pray to get into Calahy.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, Federal President Caroll Eigen's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, the new one Mark coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 160 » Gorundu, Chipoli, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Laforeia, Pallaith, New-Ferytland, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Kwaj, Aguaria Major, Varisland, Bankowiata, Dreadton, Radicaster, Atrito, Koda-Land, Siwale, Southern Moosetopia, PlanetMercury, Advancia-Sizzletown, TheLandOfFunFunFun, New Lakemba, Esperonia, Russila, South Parter, Sil Dorsett, Nouvel Empire, The Rhein States, New Atlantico, Former English Colony, Darkanistan, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Loutsland, Kandorith, Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Catalis, Deliber, North Bratislava, IHateRights, Marlducro, Pinky Queen, Arucaria, Malta Comino Gozo, Laurendon, Karazan, The Sinclarian Provinces, Phoronu, Aeurithianar, and 110 others.Necromonia, Solmetria, Lemonbiscuits, Omnistria, Wilkshire, Pradovnia, Wineclaw, Simone Republic, United States of Medford, Ethnon, Oannia, Wolffoxia, Walter Jackson, The Confederate States of America, Petronellania, Eraver, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, New Cordyceps, Tvers, Bedsonya, PotatoFarmers, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Justosia, Yukti, New Fredoenia, Troll Punishers, Joevala, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Notyoutopia, Batatoland Empire, Azzarel, Unsophisticate, Negarden, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Tugupaw, Regallio, Inclement Space, Bodhisva, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, The Union of Galaxies, Qep, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Chukstik Illahi, Salish-Cascadia, The Union of The People of Britannia, Republiqueducroissant, The Windmilluminati, Etanur, Ereena, Aerilia, The Iron Lions, Zandos, Neptunian Military Administration, Votak Matim, Nationeer, Hyphen, Alogiada, Rex Republic, Armonker, Mystiquelle, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Xagill, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Photan, McMasterdonia, Barxa, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Borkey Kurg, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Texaska, Ziprotscria, Altivia, Lower Melodia, Aoncarpa, Nistriabar, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Dillimore, Davidianian, Suvarnavarta, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Hikki, Northern Zorbrasnka, Sechiole, and Vendonesam.