The Empire of Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 799 million Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallachians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.0%.

The strong Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallachian economy, worth 46.3 trillion francs a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 57,963 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,598 per year while the poor average 15,764, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and greenhouses are regularly raided by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach's national animal is the kiwi.

Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach is ranked 115,057^th in the world and 3^rd in The Mystical Council for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.