The Federal Empire of New Zora is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Mark Bluebird with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.07 billion New Zorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zorania. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient New Zoran economy, worth 731 trillion Imperial Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,202 Imperial Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zora's national animal is the New Zoran Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Zora is ranked 280,693^rd in the world and 300^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.65 kickbacks per hour.