The Sultanate of Cuaxolstan is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 441 million Cuaxol are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xaxetecal. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cuaxol economy, worth 34.4 trillion Xoaxlts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,949 Xoaxlts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Xaxetecal as a backdrop, and fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cuaxolstan's national animal is the Spitting Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cuaxolstan is ranked 28,845^th in the world and 54^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Food Quality, scoring 72.99 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.