The Coralinian-Pentarch Dynasty of Empire of Dogetopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Storm and the Pentarchy with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 12.737 billion Dogetopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Coraline City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dogetopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,149 trillion Dingadangongs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,274 Dingadangongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, graffiti graces every city's streets, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dogetopia's national animal is the Lasercat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ancestor Worship.

Empire of Dogetopia is ranked 290,011^th in the world and 69^th in The Interdimensional Community for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,472.74 Standard Monetary Units.