The Theocratic Democracy of Union of the Orklanders is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by SG15 with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.246 billion Orklanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hantonin City. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Orklander economy, worth 137 trillion Eipzens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 110,191 Eipzens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, graffiti graces every city's streets, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of SG15, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Union of the Orklanders's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Union of the Orklanders is ranked 66,739^th in the world and 32^nd in Union of Christian Nations for Most Corrupt Governments, with 27.64 kickbacks per hour.