The Federative Republics of Faronia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by NA with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.655 billion Faronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal Disctrict of Turanbataar. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The strong Faronian economy, worth 600 trillion Ⰵ - Faronian Erdoes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,418 Ⰵ - Faronian Erdoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faronia's national animal is the The Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NA.

Faronia is ranked 46,474^th in the world and 1^st in NS Economic and Military Organisation for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 660.21 on the Clooney Contribution Index.