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Dreamersistan wrote:They'll throw their soggy toilet paper roll and discarded masks at you, and corona rats will follow you

You will be the Prophet of the Plague, the Lord of the Cursed Cursor, the God of th Gaudy, the Savior of the Unsavoury, the Hero of Hacks

The only way to redeem yourself... is in battle

I shall not redeem myself, I embrace my new form as a mediocre meme lord.

United kaiju provinced states

Thanks for the help and what you all think of my new flag

The Angel of Charity wrote:I shall not redeem myself, I embrace my new form as a mediocre meme lord.

Ronald Reagan will climb outta his grave and give a fierce speech about 'Welfare Meme Queens' and the right will lampoon you. And then Our Lord the Richard Dawkins, God of cultural Vandals and the first memes, will excommunicate you from Holy Meme-mass

Repent.. Read from the Holy scriptures of 9gag... Perform a pilgrimage in the purifying waters of Imgur... And go to bloody war..

United kaiju provinced states wrote:Thanks for the help and what you all think of my new flag

It definitely is unique ; )

United kaiju provinced states

Thanks it took a while to make

ArenaC wrote:
Confirmed Tornado near Senath MO moving NE at 50 MPH
Tornado Warning in effect for: Clay AR - Pemiscot MO - Dunklin MO

this is some OOC sh*t lads— I am not joking
take cover now if you are in the affected areas

Right down my alley.

Volinovia, Karatol-Advenra, Dreamersistan
Here comes the GPARF ranking system
https://i.ibb.co/VQwwgCQ/Cadet.png
https://i.ibb.co/7n4hj1L/Enlisted-NCO.png
https://i.ibb.co/MGJM2rW/Officers.png
https://i.ibb.co/mzwSnPP/Professional-Service.png

United kaiju provinced states

Doesn’t sound anywhere near me so I think we are fin but just Incase I may put a watch out and we have great shelters so we should be great.

Dreamersistan wrote:Ronald Reagan will climb outta his grave and give a fierce speech about 'Welfare Meme Queens' and the right will lampoon you. And then Our Lord the Richard Dawkins, God of cultural Vandals and the first memes, will excommunicate you from Holy Meme-mass

Repent.. Read from the Holy scriptures of 9gag... Perform a pilgrimage in the purifying waters of Imgur... And go to bloody war..

It definitely is unique ; )

9gag made the normie meme stone, I'm not reading from that filth.

Dreamersistan wrote:He knows i kid.

Now this, OTOH

Danelaw u have to give people drama, some identification to read thru ur posts. This looks like a snippet from Wikipedia, it is way too dense. Tolkien's summoning elves to roll over in his grave

<Trump> It was so mediocre, no one's ever seen such mediocre ness before folks, I dunno, they say I have a thing for mediocrity, I have a good 'feel'. The most mediocre in history. Next question and dont be a cutie. </Trump> :tinyhands:

I know, and while writing the post I was rushing to get to dinner.

Revision of my last Höth Post.

Höth place the syring ein his body shaking for he shall learn where he was from. He finally slammed it into that Machine which shook after the slam. It ran diagnostics, code and the genes to find his Ancestors.

The Screen turned white causing Höth to sweat. Then his Name and Picture came up. He breathed out knowing now it didnt malfunction. Soon the Pictures and Names of his Mother and Father came up. He closed his eyes ready to see the most directly ancestor house his parents came from. The old computer took time loading the crests and names. Soon he realized what 2 Houses his Parents were from. The House of Jägon and Osulf.

The House of Jägon is 1 of the Oldest Houses in History. It first came up with the terrifying Chief of a Germanic Tribe named Böhm the Unmerciful, the Chief that massacred 3 Ostarian Tribes for their parts in raiding his town and killing his wife. It comes up more importantly later as it was under Lord Lestran that the Germanics first pillaged and gained a foothold in Mainland Nonscio. Soon during a few years of Peace the Apimagnum King who would be killed and his city captured only a decade later would offer his Daughter to Sirius Jagon brother of Barbarossa Jagon. This united the 2 Dynasties together into 1 after the Death of the Apimagnum line in Hispania. The Jagon's also held the Old Lerasian Kingdom's Succession due to them Marrying into the Lerasian Royal Family.They again come up with Lord Barbarossa who led the Charges at the 2 battles for Sanctimuntis. This house after marrying into the Scandinavian Imperium multiple times would fight for the throne for 11 years until they were forced down to accept the House of Largos as the Rulers of Scandinavia. They remained a quite notable Noble House for years until the Civil War of 1889 which lead to many of their Brances to be cut short by Democratic Revolutionaries killing them. Only 3 branches survived the War out of 12.

The House of Osulf was a split off house of the House of Largos after the House split in 2. They would fight over the Throne until the other Split won. The House of Osulf became famous for their fighting and tactical skills using them to lead armies or duel some of the best Duelers. Some helped the Scandinavian Kings as they usually became Chancellors, Ministers or Lords in Scandinavia. They came to true prominence after taking the Throne in 1924 and saving Scandinavia from a Economic Crash. They would contend with the Shavarans for the Best Navy and fought with the Kampfians, Sanadans, Columbians and Charitans for the Best Army. They invested heavily into the Military but were mainly Peaceful. That would change with Augustan the Great came to power and started the 2nd Viking Era which ended with Gudbrand Osulf the Magnificent. It still rules being the House in Power.

This news opened Höth's eyes, for he was the Descendant of 2 Great Houses and was the Successor to the Lerasian and Apimagnum Empires and could fight for the Throne of Scandinavia. He smiled at the thought that his Children can become Kings of Scandinavia. He couldnt wait to see what this will bring to the Table for The Königsreich of Scandinavia, Conquerors of Apimagnum.

Dreamersistan

guess who got the new HALF LIFE!I!i!i!i!i!i!i

YayayayayayayayayayayaY

I swear upon St John carmack and the Blessed Corn i shall not use a walkrhough, so help me Wiranath

Volinovia wrote:Right down my alley.

It died a while ago I think

Dreamersistan wrote:guess who got the new HALF LIFE!I!i!i!i!i!i!i

YayayayayayayayayayayaY

I swear upon St John carmack and the Blessed Corn i shall not use a walkrhough, so help me Wiranath

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:Revision of my last Höth Post.
Höth place the syring ein his body shaking for he shall learn where he was from. He finally slammed it into that Machine which shook after the slam. It ran diagnostics, code and the genes to find his Ancestors.

The Screen turned white causing Höth to sweat. Then his Name and Picture came up. He breathed out knowing now it didnt malfunction. Soon the Pictures and Names of his Mother and Father came up. He closed his eyes ready to see the most directly ancestor house his parents came from. The old computer took time loading the crests and names. Soon he realized what 2 Houses his Parents were from. The House of Jägon and Osulf.

The House of Jägon is 1 of the Oldest Houses in History. It first came up with the terrifying Chief of a Germanic Tribe named Böhm the Unmerciful, the Chief that massacred 3 Ostarian Tribes for their parts in raiding his town and killing his wife. It comes up more importantly later as it was under Lord Lestran that the Germanics first pillaged and gained a foothold in Mainland Nonscio. Soon during a few years of Peace the Apimagnum King who would be killed and his city captured only a decade later would offer his Daughter to Sirius Jagon brother of Barbarossa Jagon. This united the 2 Dynasties together into 1 after the Death of the Apimagnum line in Hispania. The Jagon's also held the Old Lerasian Kingdom's Succession due to them Marrying into the Lerasian Royal Family.They again come up with Lord Barbarossa who led the Charges at the 2 battles for Sanctimuntis. This house after marrying into the Scandinavian Imperium multiple times would fight for the throne for 11 years until they were forced down to accept the House of Largos as the Rulers of Scandinavia. They remained a quite notable Noble House for years until the Civil War of 1889 which lead to many of their Brances to be cut short by Democratic Revolutionaries killing them. Only 3 branches survived the War out of 12.

The House of Osulf was a split off house of the House of Largos after the House split in 2. They would fight over the Throne until the other Split won. The House of Osulf became famous for their fighting and tactical skills using them to lead armies or duel some of the best Duelers. Some helped the Scandinavian Kings as they usually became Chancellors, Ministers or Lords in Scandinavia. They came to true prominence after taking the Throne in 1924 and saving Scandinavia from a Economic Crash. They would contend with the Shavarans for the Best Navy and fought with the Kampfians, Sanadans, Columbians and Charitans for the Best Army. They invested heavily into the Military but were mainly Peaceful. That would change with Augustan the Great came to power and started the 2nd Viking Era which ended with Gudbrand Osulf the Magnificent. It still rules being the House in Power.

This news opened Höth's eyes, for he was the Descendant of 2 Great Houses and was the Successor to the Lerasian and Apimagnum Empires and could fight for the Throne of Scandinavia. He smiled at the thought that his Children can become Kings of Scandinavia. He couldnt wait to see what this will bring to the Table for The Königsreich of Scandinavia, Conquerors of Apimagnum.

Dreamersistan

This was used to expand the History of the 2 Houses and to set up what will happen soon with Höth. He's gonna go heavily at first for the Lerasian Side. =)

Dreamersistan wrote:guess who got the new HALF LIFE!I!i!i!i!i!i!i

YayayayayayayayayayayaY

I swear upon St John carmack and the Blessed Corn i shall not use a walkrhough, so help me [ntion]Wiranath[/nation]

HL Alyx = 3

ArenaC wrote:HL Alyx = 3

If u spoil anything i will not be responsible for my actions

ALso <girl voice> Hiiiiiiiiiiyeeeeeeeeee </girl voice>

Dreamersistan wrote:If u spoil anything i will not be responsible for my actions

ALso <girl voice> Hiiiiiiiiiiyeeeeeeeeee </girl voice>

I don’t even play HL

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:Technically they are a different team and even if that's irrelevant it's still humiliating that your own tiny State beat you in a 1 to 1 when you have a larger range of players to put in your team.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Actually, if we take the whole of Kampf into persepctive. Easario pretty decently sized and could house a pretty broad population.

Hippity Hoppity, Time For State Seizure of Property

Kampf Empire wrote:Hippity Hoppity, Time For State Seizure of Property

But that Team is in Unisistan and not in your Empire.

Shinnokawa

After the Announcement that Karatol-Advenra would Intervene in the Shinnokawan Civil War, the Troops, Tanks, and Ships would Arrive by Sea, and they were Now at the Coast of the United Republic of Shinnokawa, there were 12 Ships, 8 Naval Frigates and 3 Ships carrying soldiers, and another Carrying Tanks.

An Transmission from the Frigate Leading the Convoy to Shinnokawa, and said.

This is KAN Eclipse requesting Permission to Dock the Convoy, Over?

Stellar Colonies, Zukchiva, and Shinnokawa

viewtopic.php?p=36877592#p36877592

Ok, that's enough NSG for one night.

Shinnokawa

Valsoran international court of justice wrote:A private jet comes in with the Symbol of the court on its side. Detective Frederick sat in his chair looking at the case file. He sighed, for this could get really unpleasant very quickly.

The Plane requests for landing.

They're cleared to land at Haruyama City International Airport. The envoy is escorted by People's Republic soldiers.
Karatol-Advenra the United Republic accepts the support.

Alright, let me say things for the record because things are about to get real messy.
- Let's establish short names for the nations. URS is the United Republic, CSS is the Confederate States, and PRS is the People's Republic.
- Both the CSS and PRS attacked first.
- There is a possibility that the CSS and the PRS are secretly allied to defeat the URS quicker.
- The PRS fired on the Green Cross envoy purely on accident because of faulty equipment.
- In the URS, there is a subtle but brewing tension between older officials of government and younger officials of government.

The New Staff

At last, President Yamakawa's fresh replacements for the Military Command are here along with the newly appointed Ministers and Directors. The Military Command now consists of:
- Gen. Tachibana Hachirou, age 37, Chief of the Armed Forces. Known to be one of the brightest, most brave commanding officers of the youth.
- Lt. Gen. Okumura Ryouichi, age 29, Chief of the Army. Cool, collected, methodical, and had a look that made it seem he was ready to smash his head through a wall. Aced military strategy and science in Officer Academy in his entire batch.
- Admiral Kimura Kimura, age 32, Chief of the Navy. Known to be the second female Chief Admiral of the Navy. Practiced sea navigation with her father who was a fisherman, decided to join the navy and entered Officer Academy. Has encountered some naval skirmishes during her service.
- Lt. Col. Fujioka Shinobu, age 25, Chief of the Marines. One of the best marine officers in active peacetime combat. Dealt with many anti-terrorism and foreign operations, most notably in Kianhua.
- Maj. Gen Miyashita Yume, age 28, Chief of the Air Force. The youngest General in the history of the Air Force. Has aced Aerial Warfare and Strategy in her class at Officer Academy.
- Sergeant Major Okumura Kohaku, age 33, Chief of the Samurai Special Forces. Known to have been a decorated soldier and has engaged in many black ops and special ops in his service.

The Battle of Hashigahara, South Shihiro:Part 1

All is peaceful in the coastal town of Hashigahara. Well, except for the heightened military activity near a defense complex on the outskirts of the town. But, things seemed to be normal. The students are going back home or to the places where they hang out, the farmers are working the land, the cars and trains pass by as normal.

There was a young couple sitting on the beachside, probably taking a rest. As they stand up, the guy noticed something strange coming up on the horizon. It looked like two ships. Then it became four. Then sixteen. Then to their horror, as his girlfriend grabbed her binoculars and took a closer look at the ships, there were about 65 ships, all bearing the flag of the PRS. And they're coming straight for the town. The couple ran back to the town. As they were about to leave the hillside, the defense complex already began to evacuate the town and took positions along the beach. The ships responded by, well, shooting a shell at the line of soldiers at the beach. Unfortunately, it missed and damaged some farmlands and residential buildings. Things were going to get messy.

As the rain began to pour and the ships got closer, defenses mercilessly fired on every landing craft that attempted land on the beach. The nearby towns and cities have been warned and their garrisons have been deployed to defend the beaches. But even with high casualties, the enemy continued sending wave after wave. It soon came that the third wave of up to 3,000 soldiers landed on the beach of Hashigahara and began engaging with the few hundred soldiers behind the dunes. Machine gun fire and artillery couldn't stop the enemy soldiers from coming. The 3,000 became 5,000 as more of them were approaching the line. The situation looked dire as they inched closer. The Lieutenant of the platoon, not losing any confidence, had an idea. He moved the soldiers back behind the farmlands, with the artillery on the hillsides, and waited for the enemy to cross the farmlands.

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:But that Team is in Unisistan and not in your Empire.

I think he's talking about Easario, which I don't care much for.

Shinnokawa

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Shinnokawa

After the Announcement that Karatol-Advenra would Intervene in the Shinnokawan Civil War, the Troops, Tanks, and Ships would Arrive by Sea, and they were Now at the Coast of the United Republic of Shinnokawa, there were 12 Ships, 8 Naval Frigates and 3 Ships carrying soldiers, and another Carrying Tanks.

An Transmission from the Frigate Leading the Convoy to Shinnokawa, and said.

This is KAN Eclipse requesting Permission to Dock the Convoy, Over?

They are given permission to dock

The cult of the great cthulhu

The Sygarian Regime wrote:That is such an Cthulhu thing to say!

It really is.

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