The Militants of Dryzia is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.851 billion Dryzians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dryzian economy, worth 889 trillion Imperial Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,786 Imperial Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, on-duty Air Dryzia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and the government builds houses for foreign newcomers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dryzia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dryzia is ranked 5,256^th in the world and 1^st in The Mangrove for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.34 law-abiding acts per hour.