The Communist Kingdom of South Merwervader Islands is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lord Sanfred Merwervader with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 5.736 billion South Merwervader Islandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crocodile city. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Merwervader Islandsian economy, worth 658 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 114,783 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in South Merwervader Islands and have breakfast in Bigtopia, the government is flooded with compensation requests, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Merwervader Islands's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Great Crocodile.

South Merwervader Islands is ranked 18,161^st in the world and 488^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 114.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.