The Empire of Prymordiya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Aurum Toldani with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.468 billion Prymordiyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northpoint. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Prymordiyan economy, worth 597 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 109,214 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Northpoint" t-shirts, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prymordiya's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Prymordiya is ranked 6,635^th in the world and 216^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 126.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.