Population | 4.379 billion |
Capital | New Thunder City |
Leader | Emperor Michael II |
Faith | Faith of the Golden Mile |
Currency | Classifications Credit |
Animal | Wolf |
The Imperial Federation of Improper Classifications is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Michael II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.379 billion Classifiers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Thunder City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Classified economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion Classifications Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 304,653 Classifications Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Improper Classifications, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Improper Classifications's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Golden Mile.
Improper Classifications is ranked 65,540th in the world and 9th in The Galactics Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,635.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Improper Classifications.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, dark net forums trade the encryption keys to immortality.
- : Improper Classifications was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Improper Classifications published "Defenders attempt a coup??" (Factbook: Overview).
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'.
- : Following new legislation in Improper Classifications, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.