The United Republics of Hunetia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Bell Wortz with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.39 billion Hunetians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Assolta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hunetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,247 trillion Hunetian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 168,840 Hunetian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

National magistrates in Assolta are overwhelmed with cases of petty larceny and attempted witchcraft, televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hunetia's national animal is the Hunetian Husky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hunetian Yasuist Church.

Hunetia is ranked 18,114^th in the world and 8^th in Kyodeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,452.84 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.