Population | 27.92 billion |
Capital | Manchester |
Leader | Prime Minister Hardie |
Faith | British Civilisation |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | British Bulldog |
The British Commonwealth Realm of Toe-Cheeseland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hardie with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 27.92 billion Brits are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchester. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 7,354 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 263,430 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, time flies when you're not having fun, governments opposing Toe-Cheeseland are beset by rebels, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toe-Cheeseland's national animal is the British Bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is British Civilisation.
Toe-Cheeseland is ranked 290,927th in the world and 7th in The British Empire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -52.35 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, governments opposing Toe-Cheeseland are beset by rebels.
- : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, time flies when you're not having fun.
- : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Toe-Cheeseland.
- : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Prime Minister Hardie.
- : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
- : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Toe-Cheeseland to be bombproof.
- : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Luxaurea.