Population | 8.682 billion |
Capital | United Cubchoo City |
Leader | CUBCHOO |
Faith | THE CHAIN |
Currency | Polar Pennies |
Animal | bisexual drugged penguin |
The Texan Empire of Barrow Cove is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by CUBCHOO with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.682 billion pineapples are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United Cubchoo City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.0%.
The frighteningly efficient pineapplean economy, worth a remarkable 2,217 trillion Polar Pennieses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 255,394 Polar Pennieses, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barrow Cove's national animal is the bisexual drugged penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is THE CHAIN.
Barrow Cove is ranked 4,785th in the world and 1st in Recovering Pathological Liar for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 12,196.64 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Barrow Cove was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Barrow Cove was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
- : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
- : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.
- : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
- : Barrow Cove was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Most Patriotic, Most Developed, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Barrow Cove lodged a message on the Recovering Pathological Liar Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.