The Democratic United Islands of Pellon Wesaurps is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Random Leader with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.048 billion Pellonese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wesaurpsalan. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pellonese economy, worth a remarkable 2,990 trillion monies a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,885 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, what goes down must come up, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, and rumor has it that A Random Leader has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown. Pellon Wesaurps's national animal is the Bichon Frisé, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pellonism.

Pellon Wesaurps is ranked 6,844^th in the world and 5^th in Sonindia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.04 law-abiding acts per hour.