The 0-emission Nation of Crof is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by John Everett Hunter with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 24.751 billion Crofians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crofonia. The average income tax rate is 70.3%.

The all-consuming Crofian economy, worth a remarkable 2,046 trillion Frees a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,671 Frees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crof's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Crof is ranked 129,823^rd in the world and 9^th in Singapore for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,231.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.