The Mystical Shield of Wolflandil is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Commandant with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.823 billion Wolfics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saedova. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfic economy, worth a remarkable 7,694 trillion Wolfic Shervonets a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 369,516 Wolfic Shervonets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolflandil's national animal is the Royal Hrbsval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolfic Orthodox.

Wolflandil is ranked 4,747^th in the world and 1^st in Aurora Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.73 law-abiding acts per hour.