The Suave and Debonair Nation of The Actor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Humphrey Bogart with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 41.83 billion Actorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hollywood. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Actorian economy, worth an astonishing 10,199 trillion Applauses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 243,831 Applauses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Short is not always sweet, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Actor's national animal is the Role, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

The Actor is ranked 49,368^th in the world and 497^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.35 law-abiding acts per hour.