The Extraordinary Blues Guitar of Stevie Ray is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Guitar Hero with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 41.85 billion Stevie Rayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin City Limits. The average income tax rate is 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Stevie Rayian economy, worth an astonishing 12,591 trillion Blueses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 300,870 Blueses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, supervisors in Stevie Ray commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stevie Ray's national animal is the Austinite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stevie Ray is ranked 249,956^th in the world and 694^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.96 law-abiding acts per hour.