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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,117thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,300thHighest Economic Output: 7,285th
The Insane Hallucinations of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
We are the forever that lurks in the darkest shadows.
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Low bloods

Population22.647 billion

CapitalCity of Souls
LeaderKing Of Corpse
FaithThe demon worshipping cultist

Currencywords of wisdom
AnimalBeasts

The Insane Hallucinations of Low bloods is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Of Corpse with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.647 billion Low blood are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Souls. The average income tax rate is 88.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Low bloodian economy, worth a remarkable 3,038 trillion wordss of wisdom a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,185 wordss of wisdom, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Low bloods's national animal is the Beasts, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The demon worshipping cultist.

Low bloods is ranked 217,086th in the world and 8,163rd in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.58 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,117thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,300thHighest Economic Output: 7,285thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,009thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,742ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,164thLargest Populations: 12,353rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,375thLargest Governments: 13,759thMost Developed: 14,323rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,939thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,632ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,981stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,097thLowest Crime Rates: 18,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,069thLargest Retail Industry: 22,983rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,635thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,848thMost Efficient Economies: 26,138thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,751stSmartest Citizens: 27,099th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 157th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 161st in the regionLargest Populations: 357th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 378th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 405th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 680th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 688th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 689th in the regionLargest Governments: 778th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 780th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 785th in the regionMost Developed: 815th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 986th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,038th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,101st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,134th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Low bloods was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Low bloods was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Low bloods was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Low bloods was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Low bloods's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Low bloods was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Low bloods's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Low bloods's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Low bloods's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Low bloods's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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