The Federation of Atkemri is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Lucky Wells with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.947 billion Atkemrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holom. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Atkemrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,588 trillion DOROES a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 240,109 DOROES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, belief that President Lucky Wells is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Atkemri's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Atkemri is ranked 14,323^rd in the world and 1^st in Atkemri Puppet storage for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,392.68 on the Gilded Widget Scale.