The United Kingdom of Hypron is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister John Smith with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 12.204 billion Hypronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hypronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,684 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,024 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, Prime Minister John Smith is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hypron's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hypron is ranked 15,203^rd in the world and 966^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.98 law-abiding acts per hour.