The Free Land of Alexandrisino is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head of Citizen Supplies Hardy Ram Turbo with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.246 billion Alexandrisinoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandrisinoan economy, worth 225 trillion Sins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 180,962 Sins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 987,472 per year while the poor average 16,985, a ratio of 58.1 to 1.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and news headlines suggest that Head of Citizen Supplies Hardy Ram Turbo has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alexandrisino's national animal is the Scorpio, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money.

Alexandrisino is ranked 13,569^th in the world and 8^th in Libertatem for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,368.13 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.