The Hexacontakaihenagon of SouthDog is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Red Velvet Cookie with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 4.824 billion Southdogese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yoyle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Southdogese economy, worth 575 trillion pound sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 119,341 pound sterlings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,072,621 per year while the poor average 1,669, a ratio of 642 to 1.

In pet stores nationwide thes are growing in popularity, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Southdogese Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SouthDog's national animal is the the, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

SouthDog is ranked 160,739^th in the world and 3,542^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 480.89 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.