The Satrapy of Ozenev is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Satrap Bilgekul III Nyazikid with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.474 billion Ozenevians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faizalshahar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ozenevian economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion puls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 224,188 puls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,838,015 per year while the poor average 5,799, a ratio of 316 to 1.

The government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, Ozenevians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, Satrap Bilgekul III Nyazikid has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and one complaint of Ozenev's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozenev's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rukhnama.

Ozenev is ranked 284,191^st in the world and 10,570^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 5.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.