The Republic of Card2007 is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 989 million Card2007ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.0%.

The strong Card2007ian economy, worth 78.5 trillion Card2007s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,368 Card2007s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card2007's national animal is the 10dou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card2007 is ranked 102,517^th in the world and 2,503^rd in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 81.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.