Lands EndBoard

Claysville wrote:

why are we still filthy commies? it has been a whole week since april ended

The "revolution" has been quelled, nothing to see here, get back to work.

Remember to vote tomorrow for a profitable Board of Directors! Also, remember to apply to become a shareholder so that you can actually vote if you are poor and haven't done that yet :/

News of País-Sukoku, freely reporting since 1911
08/05/2024

Today, País-Sukoku's national assembly agreed to deploy additional forces to Kahilo to repel the sudden betrayal at the hands of the General 'Ikailo and his Dolplandian military junta. País-Sukoku has been a keen supporter of Kahilo since their declaration of independence, recognising them early and deploying soldiers from the marine corps to bolster their defences. Even more significantly, many businesses from País-Sukoku have been eager to make investments in the business-friendly technocracy, causing the economic ties to strengthen in the month since their independence. All this has been greatly aided by Kahilo agreeing host drones from the País-Sukoki air force for their ongoing intervention across all the archipelago, largely with the intention of stopping drug production.

With word of this brazen attack from the junta, however, the National Assembly was rapidly convened under its new government headed up by PM Gabriel Akemi, Foreign Secretary Kubota Akhiro, and President Miguel da Silva; in order to discuss sending reinforcements to Kahilo. Under a presidential order, the debate began immediately and superseded any other ongoing assembly business, due to its high priority. Despite minor rebellions from some old-fashioned Liberals who oppose greater militarism, the bill was able to pass without too many issues and went through both the lower and upper houses within a single day thanks to a supermajority of both houses agreeing to suspend typical rules in order to pass the bill in record time.

The bill gives permission for an additional 5,000 troops to be deployed to Kahilo with the objective of defeating the junta's assault in frontline combat. Due to these soldiers being deployed for actual combat rather than simple training, this represents the first time human military operations have been launched against an opponent since País-Sukoku's founding in 1915.

The Republicans wrote:

capitalism good
communism bad
socialism bad
everything else bad

So are cookies bad? :(

Peacockastan wrote:

The "revolution" has been quelled, nothing to see here, get back to work.

Remember to vote tomorrow for a profitable Board of Directors! Also, remember to apply to become a shareholder so that you can actually vote if you are poor and haven't done that yet :/

Board Of Dictators would have been amazing