The Bolivaran Stratocracy of Gran Cuscatlan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caudillo Carlos Silva with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.677 billion Bolivarans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago de Cuscatlan. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Gran Cuscatlanian economy, worth 516 trillion Stellaris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 67,338 Stellaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Stellaris to support "struggling" industries, and the children of Gran Cuscatlan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Gran Cuscatlan's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gran Cuscatlan is ranked 6,388^th in the world and 3^rd in Kali Yuga for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,618.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.