The Holy Empire of Turdmuria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by God Queen Natalie Portman VI with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.244 billion Turdmurians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boulevard Saint Richey. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Turdmurian economy, worth 430 trillion Lion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,768 Lion Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

God Queen Natalie Portman VI's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face', citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turdmuria's national animal is the Three headed lion bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cyborg Dragon Space Christianity.

Turdmuria is ranked 39,619^th in the world and 1,988^th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,085.36 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.