The Demon of Yellow Eyes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.778 billion Yellow Eyesians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The powerhouse Yellow Eyesian economy, worth 936 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 41,115 Souls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 167,465 per year while the poor average 6,699, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.

Public nudity is compulsory, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, military spending is on the increase, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Yellow Eyes's national animal is the Demon Childern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yellow Eyes is ranked 251,128^th in the world and 169^th in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.5 law-abiding acts per hour.