The Liberation Front of Dimokratikos Stratos is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.886 billion Greeks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Greek economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 55,627 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (Dimokratikos Stratos has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown. Dimokratikos Stratos's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dimokratikos Stratos is ranked 131,980^th in the world and 14^th in Greece for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.55 law-abiding acts per hour.