Population | 3.505 billion |
Capital | Lesbiana |
Leader | Jane Fisher |
Faith | Agnosticism |
Currency | gayli |
Animal | Queer Democratic Fox |
The Democratic Socialist State of Cachard Calia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jane Fisher with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.505 billion Cachard Calians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbiana. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Cachard Calian economy, worth 675 trillion gaylis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,816 gaylis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, Cachard Calia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Jane Fisher. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cachard Calia's national animal is the Queer Democratic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Cachard Calia is ranked 4,591st in the world and 22nd in Gay for Safest, scoring 132.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Jane Fisher.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, Cachard Calia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Cachard Calia lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, the CCBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, Cachard Calia's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
- : Cachard Calia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Cachard Calia lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 23 » Tosler, Armillia, Lancs, Aethelia, Genesis Fifteen, Zephron-Siparun, Senshu, Giscuambourg, Free Zone Isles, Gender rolls, Duodez, Emory, Corrivilia, Kanis, Amersmark, Aleixandria, Ruteboeuf, Tabako, The One Galactic Republic, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Hijjma, Catanthia, and Western Weassey.