The Democracy of Bubblekirby is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nobler Wobblewonk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.894 billion Bubblekirbyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of H20 Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 10.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bubblekirbyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,322 trillion Gamebucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 262,503 Gamebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime is totally unknown. Bubblekirby's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bubblekirby is ranked 45,477^th in the world and 5^th in Free Thought for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,241.8 on the Gilded Widget Scale.