The Pacifist Country of Ahila is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Peyton's mom with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.356 billion Ahilans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchillan. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ahilan economy, worth 658 trillion The Money Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 151,076 The Money Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ahilans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, government projects are full of waste, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahila's national animal is the Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Holy Church Of The Waffle Lord.

Ahila is ranked 4,233^rd in the world and 1^st in fellowship of the wyrms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 20,718.89 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.