The Republic of Region Sitter is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 2.149 billion Region Sitterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Region Sitterian economy, worth 30.8 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 14,334 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Region Sitter's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Region Sitter is ranked 270,350^th in the world and 2^nd in Codswallop for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.