The Kingdom of Kleinville is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Issac Klein with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.296 billion Kleins hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queensland. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kleinish economy, worth 775 trillion Keens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 146,380 Keens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The World Kingdom Games have been won again by Kleinville as no other country cares enough to compete, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime is totally unknown. Kleinville's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of Issac.

Kleinville is ranked 15,879^th in the world and 2^nd in Chicago for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,189.87 pounds of wildlife per square mile.