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Mushroom Gorge wrote:i have arrived at oracle park

doxxed, missile sent.

Mushroom Gorge wrote:i have arrived at oracle park

What tickets? How much you paying to watch the Giants lose 7-3

I believe I have applied for Citizenship, so yay

Galactic Powers wrote:What tickets? How much you paying to watch the Giants lose 7-3

They won yesterday so shut up

Mushroom Gorge wrote:They won yesterday so shut up

76 is all they get copium

Mushroom Gorge wrote:i have arrived at oracle park

Snipers! Away!

4 Point Plan on the dissolution of Austria-Hungary in peacetime:

1) Austria will release Hungary and Illyria (basically just Croatia / Bosnia) as independent nations, while remaining in control of Bohemia, Slovenia, Istria, and Südtyrol. Galicia is not included as it is an independent nation already.

2) The borders of these new nations will correspond (to the best of our mappers' ability) to ethnic lines and natural borders. Any citizen, regardless of where they live within the Empire, will either have the option of emigrating or staying where they are.

NOTE:
- Serbia will regain the region of West Transylvania (Vojvodina)
- Montenegro will regain the regions around Kotor
- Italy will gain the city of Trieste except for the Slovene part
- Galicia will gain the region of Teschen
- Slovakia will be released, excluding southern Slovakia and Subcarpathian Rus.

3) State-owned assets will be divided up based on location. E.g if a state-owned factory is in Hungary, the factory will become property of the new Hungarian government. Same goes for the military and all of its branches - Hungarian divisions will become part of the Hungarian army, Austrian divisions will become part of the Austrian army, et cetera.

4) The Habsburg monarchy will retain control of the remaining Austrian holdings, albeit as a figurehead constitutional monarchy. The rest of these nations will be free to decide their own governments.

Thoughts? It's not meant to be too too realistic but it works

If we were actually trying to be realistic we would have a 4 way civil war. I don't like a 4 way civil war. I've had to deal with one on Hearts of Iron IV and it was not fun - so this is mostly peace.

Batting practice was a success, got three balls

Mushroom Gorge wrote:Batting practice was a success, got three balls

You should probably get a doctor to check that out, truth be told.

Milt the hippo wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R8pBDhipqZk
I always thought phase 3 of MIBU was hilarious

Imagine having that as your alarm clock

Mushroom Gorge wrote:Batting practice was a success, got three balls

I got 2. Does this mean I am bad :(

essays are the burden of my learning experience

Baloo Kingdom, Galactic Powers, Ethics committee of the scpf, and Tsardom of Alaska

Oh dear, Coolio just died

Baloo Kingdom wrote:Oh dear, Coolio just died

:(

Baloo Kingdom wrote:Oh dear, Coolio just died

He’s up in Gangstas Paradise now.

Baloo Kingdom, Zebruski, Ethics committee of the scpf, Barlyy, and 1 otherTsardom of Alaska

Ethics committee of the scpf

Baloo Kingdom wrote:Oh dear, Coolio just died

Oh crap, another one is gone.

Ethics committee of the scpf

The Austrian Reich wrote:

4 Point Plan on the dissolution of Austria-Hungary in peacetime:

1) Austria will release Hungary and Illyria (basically just Croatia / Bosnia) as independent nations, while remaining in control of Bohemia, Slovenia, Istria, and Südtyrol. Galicia is not included as it is an independent nation already.

2) The borders of these new nations will correspond (to the best of our mappers' ability) to ethnic lines and natural borders. Any citizen, regardless of where they live within the Empire, will either have the option of emigrating or staying where they are.

NOTE:
- Serbia will regain the region of West Transylvania (Vojvodina)
- Montenegro will regain the regions around Kotor
- Italy will gain the city of Trieste except for the Slovene part
- Galicia will gain the region of Teschen
- Slovakia will be released, excluding southern Slovakia and Subcarpathian Rus.

3) State-owned assets will be divided up based on location. E.g if a state-owned factory is in Hungary, the factory will become property of the new Hungarian government. Same goes for the military and all of its branches - Hungarian divisions will become part of the Hungarian army, Austrian divisions will become part of the Austrian army, et cetera.

4) The Habsburg monarchy will retain control of the remaining Austrian holdings, albeit as a figurehead constitutional monarchy. The rest of these nations will be free to decide their own governments.

Thoughts? It's not meant to be too too realistic but it works

If we were actually trying to be realistic we would have a 4 way civil war. I don't like a 4 way civil war. I've had to deal with one on Hearts of Iron IV and it was not fun - so this is mostly peace.

Do you want to RP a diplomatic meeting?

Ethics committee of the scpf wrote:Oh crap, another one is gone.

Another one bites the dust

Baloo Kingdom, Galactic Powers, Ethics committee of the scpf, and Barlyy

Milt the hippo

Fun fact:
Puréed ham sandwiches look disgusting

Milt the hippo wrote:Fun fact: Puréed ham sandwiches look disgusting

I challenge that notion, it looks the same as chicken salad, looks appetizing

Milt the hippo

Rhenzern wrote:I challenge that notion, it looks the same as chicken salad, looks appetizing

It looked like pink goop

North American Imperial State wrote:Hail baloo or whatever.

Yes yes danke and all the rest

Milt the hippo

https://images.app.goo.gl/GthsVqZ2YJYuBinZ7
Baloo Kingdom is no more

Milt the hippo wrote:It looked like pink goop

incorrect, https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=6Su2Vbg1&id=7E86ED406C133F17B32F7EE8498E001B59F8712F&thid=OIP.6Su2Vbg1jlMe3qt-ND9BZgHaJ3&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fi.pinimg.com%2f736x%2f3d%2ffa%2fd7%2f3dfad7ea1d67612a6af0e40e7c035216.jpg&cdnurl=https%3a%2f%2fth.bing.com%2fth%2fid%2fR.e92bb655b8358e531edeab7e343f4166%3frik%3dL3H4WRsAjknofg%26pid%3dImgRaw%26r%3d0&exph=981&expw=736&q=pureed+chicken+sandwich&simid=608050426229258818&FORM=IRPRST&ck=42AA0320DBDE54DABF851EB17705D4A9&selectedIndex=0&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0
I have no idea how to send links, but if you manage to use this, my point is proven

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