The Dominion of The Saucer Pilots is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 7.291 billion Saucer Pilots have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 8.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Saucer Pilotsian economy, worth 504 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 69,203 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Saucer Pilots's national animal is the Flying Squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Saucer Pilots is ranked 277,990^th in the world and 676^th in United States of America for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -12.65 on the Clooney Contribution Index.