The Dictatorship of Jiuzhou is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.118 billion Jiuzhouans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rì chū. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Jiuzhouan economy, worth 39.9 trillion yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 35,664 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, a major religion has been named as Jiuzhou's national religion, most ambassadors from Jiuzhou retire only a few years after being appointed, and new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Kim Jong Un". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jiuzhou's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jiuzhou is ranked 262,315^th in the world and 155^th in Africa for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.33 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.