The Chaotic Unruliness of Sillitopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Funkle Laughington with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.514 billion Sillitopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gooftown. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sillitopian economy, worth 323 trillion Silly Snickles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,690 Silly Snickles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, several inches are being added to first class seating, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown. Sillitopia's national animal is the Sea Urchin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Do What You Want.

Sillitopia is ranked 205,140^th in the world and 565^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.