The Constitutional Monarchy of GreenCubeLand is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Green Cube with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.296 billion GreenCubeLandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GreenCubeLandian economy, worth 374 trillion Cubes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,609 Cubes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, lending money has become a major liability, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GreenCubeLand's national animal is the Squidward, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

GreenCubeLand is ranked 262,555^th in the world and 647^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.