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Region: Thaecia

Lemonadia wrote:Hey everyone please read this factbook about why you should vote me for Gubberment, it has all my views, I even wrote it meself. But also please no critiqueing it is a rough work in progress first draft, and Sar graniabley islands did all of it blame it on him.
Heyo what’s up my lemonheads, it’s ya boi Rasputin here. Vote me for gubberment. Why? Lemme tell ya ;)

RP stuff
The RP gang is stoopid, and can’t make decisions for themselves. The good Gubberment needs to get involved and micromanage the heck outa the Rp, so those RPers can be happy and finally have some fun.

Climate Change
Climate change should be illegal, so that it doesn’t happen anymore. If you don’t vote for me, you might as well go find a baby seal and kick it, Becuase that’s what you’re doing.

FAM stuff

The current and past administrations have been run by enadian agents who want to make our reputation into absolute garbage. As Gubberment, I will shut down all the Embassies, except for cool ones like

The High Court, The Thaecian Senate, The House of Commons, The East Pacific, The Embassy, Realm of the Whispering Winds, New World Union, Northern Utopia, Red Wolf Alliance, Novus Lucidum, Force, South Pacific, India, Alvaria, The Democratic Republic, The Democratic Union, Southfield, The League of Conservative Nations, The Allied Republic, Heart, Theater of Thaecia, 21st Century Rome, Hell, Greater Middle East, Laraniem, Philippines, Foreign Affairs Committee, Executive Overreach Committee, Domestic Affairs Committee, United League of Nations, and The Monarchy alliance

I will also make Embassies with good regions like chicken overlords, and Have bad regions raidEd and turned into gud regions.

The High Court
Yeah not gonna lie, the current justices are extremely trash, as Gubberment I’ll just do this judicial stuff myself

The Legislature
Yeah so the previous administrations sucked at this stuff, they added too many people into these chambers, I can’t remember all of them. I’m thinking 2.5 people each is a good compromise.

The culture Ministry
Yeah the previous administrations didn’t do well on this, when I’m Gubberment I’ll put less emphasis on fun stuff, and more on starting serious debates on the rmb Becuase everyone loves that

Miscellaneous

Everyone will have a nickname and I get to pick

Bopping will be mandatory unless I don’t like you

Friday’s will be casual grill nights

All snakes in Korsinia’s possession will be apprehended

The ThaeCIA will have the power to eject people at will

Talking about the previous administrations will be outlawed

Y’all are gonna have TVs with cameras installed in yer houses

Broustan will be fired

Snowflame will be imprisoned for raiding. #LockHimUp

Copernica will be made a penal colony, all the bad people like Marv will be sent there, as well as all the scary animals we got here

We gonna replace the constitution with this page=dispatch/id=1270356
Also I’m pretty certain the old consti has a treasure map in it, gonna check that out

Idk that’s about it folks

Read dispatch

This...this is amazing
Wait.."Snowflame will be imprisoned"
Never mind, this means war!

World Trade, Titanne, Lemonadia, The Bigtopia, and 5 othersZon island, Marvinville, Besancia, Republika poludniowej wyspy ksiazecej, and Ben yedder

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