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Gomez: [Morticia alongside] Hello.

[Smiles before continuing]

I am Gomez Addams, and this is my hauntingly beautiful wife, Morticia.

Morticia: How do you do? [Smiles]

Gomez: We are looking for more RMB activity than the region of Oceanside offers. The cemetery next door to our weathered Victorian humble abode was more active. [Grins before continuing] We were surprised we couldn’t post here from Oceanside without technically moving here to do that—Oceanside having an embassy here and all that. So, apart from this chatting Morticia and I are looking around your region for the perfect location. Condemned old Victorian house between a cemetery and a swamp. [Grins]