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The Most Beautiful Environments in Windows

World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.

As a region, Windows is ranked 26,896th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dead of Winter of D044Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Mood: Blowing off steam”
2.The Excited About What's Next of D099Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Mood: Twilight ripens to violet”
3.The Bored Our Gang Members of D040Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“mooredfestivebrainsluck”
4.The Perfect Storm in a Bottle of D058Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Superior, they said, never gives up her dead.”
5.The Ice Blue Tigers of D024Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“We're blue and ready to eat you. Don't blink.”
6.The Depths of Fanghorn of D025Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Mood: black and pensive. Get away from me!”
7.The Holy Max Headroom of D089Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Keep us jolly by feeding us smooth blue sparkles.”
8.The Freebase Moonbase of D002Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Shiny White Sparklers Light Up The Festive World”
9.The Collapsing Tunnel Moonbase of D074Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Dead dusty white twilight moon is no place for a home.”
10.The Holy Smoke Wall of D012Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Just my luck, that's one smoking HOT blue gurrrl!”
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