The Most Primitive in United States of America
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The State of Kyrsten | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “We Will Endure” | |
| 22. |  The State of Vavenby | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 23. |  The Matriarchy of Katadyn | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Our Community” | |
| 24. |  The Queen's State of River Charles | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “State” | |
| 25. |  The Queendom of Pendleton | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 26. |  The State of Aminadab Arams | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Father's Son” | |
| 27. |  The State of Princess Heather | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 28. |  The State of Rafferty Street | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “One for the All, All for the One” | |
| 29. |  The State of Cuellar | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Rebels yesterday, hospitable today, always heroic” | |
| 30. |  The Queendom of Al-Sahhaf | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Spokesman of Fame” |
