The Most Primitive in United States of America
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, United States of America is ranked 14,662nd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Republic of Northwest Alaska | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Soldaty Bez Granits” | |
| 32. |  The State of QSAS | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 33. |  The United States of America4 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “In God We Trust” | |
| 34. |  The Matriarchy of Foxfyre Harbor | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Our community” | |
| 35. |  The State of Leatroma | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 36. |  The State of Zamia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “By The People For The People” | |
| 37. |  The Republic of Finnigans Wake | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “In Our Community” | |
| 38. |  The Allied States of Alisha Kramer | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “Community” | |
| 39. |  The Queen's State of Furfmon | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “A Place In Time” | |
| 40. |  The State of The Wild Horse | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Wild and Free” |
